NZ MAGA'fuckation | August 2026 Edition
A month of MAGA'fuckation importation by the New Zealand Government
Created by monitoring the Radio NZ 'Politics' category with occasional references to other sources
We will, but our native birds will be decimated
I bet Unilever don't spend a cent on lobbying...
They have too, they're stuck with him
National party-aligned Tania Tapsell was the National Party candidate for the East Coast electorate in 2020.
Seymour supports Luxon's dumb comments.
That no teacher wants. Seems 'those little shits' at school grow up to be ACT candidates and MPs
The industry that created the leaky building crisis can't be trusted to self-certify
Our version of presidential orders... no process legislative change
A lack of funding for jobs, not a lack of need. Govt spending is a choice.
What a fucking joke Luxon is, call the prick (and fire him)
He won't be there at the end of 2026
Too bad if you purchased there based on the promised golf course
You can't repair a pothole, you have to fix the road
So MSD is ok with increasing staff risk again? "Ministry of Social Development data, released to RNZ under the Official Information Act, shows Work and Income staff faced 14,420 security incidents over the past five years."
It's deceptive, deliberately.
What track are we back on?
Mr "I will fly commercial when I am PM'
Peters is racist and exploiting it for political gain
Jerry useless Brownlee
"The question I keep saying is, I don't need some yahoo or numpty from some other party around that (Cabinet) table," Which is the numpty, who is the yahoo?
"The announcement certainly took his coalition colleagues ACT and New Zealand First by surprise, but it also appears his National colleagues were unaware as well."
They should never have existed
His diversion...
Seeding a coup?
They're not responsible with their own...
The system our Education Minister could not understand
Election policy on the fly
Mr 'no tax', excses and levies instead
Better if he stays, for the opposition
100% support, it took them three hours to decide that...
It took them three hours to support Luxon
The best outcome, for the opposition
Gardening?
Like Penk was the real issue
Because they're dumb projects
Still worse for disabled and carers.
A meeting of party supporters, still running from the public
Dodgy Simeon: "However, Chief Ombudsman John Allen found the document provided "important context and limitations" for the advice and modelling.. He found the reasons for withholding it were not valid, and even if they were, there was "very high" public interest in releasing it, especially in an election year."
Fundy arsehole actually Abortion access & safe zones | Consistently opposes Gender selfâID | Opposes Conversionâpractice ban | Opposes final bill; supports narrowing SOPs Alcohol regulation | Supports liberalisation; opposes harmâminimisation tightening
It's rare to agree with David Seymour
Yet?
$4 billion for Ministers to get to the airport in about the same time
Don't look behind you
Could pile up the reports and make a harbour crossing out of them
What is the cost of not doing it?
Honourable fall guy
One portfolio is one too many for Goldsmith
Rushed botch job,what a suprise
He would weep seeing what this government is doing to New Zealand
A plan as solid as the scoria reef it's based on
As everyone predicted but the govt won't admit
"In a briefing to Brown in March last year, then health commissioner Professor Lester Levy and interim chief executive Dr Dale Bramley said tight controls on recruitment were crucial to meeting last year's budget, and hiring frontline workers required the sign off of the deputy chief executive."
Considers, they removed it
But emergency housing numbers are down
I bet he reverses this if needs to for power
The ban polices the wrong people, police the platforms
No, the best choice for the opposition
Doesn't matter, Iran has its own plan
Cripple their ability to fund infrastructure, then limit their income
Good
Good
Science denial
One of them knew, the other likely unaware
Mr Unaware
Mrs Knew
The road freight lobby that is subsidised... "Heavy vehicles will receive a direct annual subsidy of $1.4 billion dollars per annum by 2027, mostly attributable to maintenance costs. They will receive a further indirect subsidy of $8.4 billion dollars per annum by 2027, due to pollution costs ($7.2 billion) and social costs ($1.2 billion) associated with deaths and injuries. Collectively, these numbers represent a massive subsidy for heavy road vehicles, relative to rail and coastal shipping."From: Review of the draft 2024 Government Policy Statement on Land Transport; 2024-2034: Mark Gassonhttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1wroegkdxfkrE4hkhu5XfU_rwg_Qbw8sy/viewVia: The Kaka substack chat
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Economist Shamubeel Eaqub told Midday Report the costs far outweigh the benefits and any savings would be a transfer from the poor to the crown.
























































































