NZ MAGA'fuckation | September 2026 Edition
A month of MAGA'fuckation importation by the New Zealand Government
Created by monitoring the Radio NZ 'Politics' category with occasional references to other sources
Before this month's list, yes everything beyond this first link is just one month, Emily Writes made a great summary of the past three years:

"This list is not exhaustive, but demonstrates the collective, destructive impact of the government’s actions on Māori, on the relationships between Māori and the Crown, and on Aotearoa as a whole."
Now for September...
If you're not concerned about the impacts of dementia, you should be.
Seems '18' is only adult when it suits
Not vaccinating is real 'save a penny, spend a pound' policy
Coalition of chaos?
A good policy, but why so late in the flu season?
I'm sure this Minister's housing entitlement was processed on time...
It's unjust irrespective of age
The original headline for this was: "Move-on orders still ’morally reprehensible’ despite age exclusion - city missioner"
This was not the first crackdown to be reversed or put on hold with Labour pausing the container return scheme in 2023.
MPs from the three government parties have acquired at least 25 new rentals, investment properties or second homes during this parliamentary term. Members of the opposition did not list any extra investment properties, though two MPs listed additional “family homes”. https://thespinoff.co.nz/politics/02-09-2026/tamatha-paul-got-her-property-facts-wrong-and-im-in-the-middle-of-it
What use is an archive, none if you don't operate factually which is the default mode for this Coalition
"The company has in the past been responsible for taking around 30 to 40 percent of all of New Zealand's natural gas production." "The company, which employs around 200 people, not including contractors and suppliers"
"Industry insiders said the drop was caused by factors including a struggling economy, the expiry of various government subsidies for apprentices, and several years of change in vocational education and training policy."
Note that you can also add email contact details to your enrolment record, which might be more stable than physical address for many
But she did get her housing entitlement on time...
NZ needs old people to vote for policies that benefit younger, and younger people need to vote too
And the Minister won't speak at their conference
All art has a function, so there will be no impact from not funding "non-functional art"
At the same time Govt caps rates increases...
It's a vital connection with no viable alternative, should be NZTA funded
Professor Bagg said: "Every student selected to study medicine at the University of Auckland has earned their place and is expected to demonstrate the competence, professionalism, and commitment required of a future doctor."
What does 'Conservation' mean?
NZ First called this communism, the same NZ First that wants the Govt to buy the BNZ...
The original headline for this was: "Act promises end to 'political virtue signalling' with election climate policy. Should have been "Act will deny science with election climate policy"
Back on track?
Back on track?
They can't lie, like National have (next link)
"The majority said it was misleading to refer to KiwiSaver in the advertisement alongside the other assets, without a qualifier or clearer explanation of the impact," the ruling said.
And the Minister has yet to apologise
The net is still increased loss
Back on track?
Luxon has sold out on climate
Good
Good
More shoddy Fast Track legislation
Back on track?
About fucking time
It would have been about 50 years old by now but for National

'Paul... The Other One' on the National Party lies

Proof it was just a business

World's worst take on a public transport opening


New taxes?

But levies?

What do donors expect, irrespective of the recipient, policies that support them...


Fast tracking to derailment




Liar

Even if elected,they won't do this




"At the moment we don't know if they're doing a good job or a great job or a bad job, yet they've been allowed to increase by 1500 students roughly in the space of two years." | Post Primary Teachers' Association president Chris Abercrombie




Don't solve a problem, no evidence for bootcamps working

Don't solve a problem, just 'move it on'

Original headline was: "Peters says no talks with EU on NZ becoming associate member" How is he still our Foreign Minister?

Because it is working so well..

Teens know it won't work...

This Andrew Bayly: 'Andrew Bayly apologises after person claims they were called a 'loser’, told to ‘f... off’

Just don't ask him questions


How much screentime in early childhood centres anyway?

Taking a page out of JFK Junior's book, and literally copy/pasting from a bullshit alternative therapy site

Written with grammar and spelling mistakes the same as the source they didn't copy


Don't get sick... Meanwhile the Minister of Health is busy generating AI slop ads

ACT, Brooke van Velden, don't care

Supertanker hire costs in Middle East have risen from ~$100,000/day to ~$1,000,000...

So do it...


This is good, but more should be done earlier

Own goal?

Good



One side of this does his research, the other features in his books...

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A bunch of Education OIA related stories:


The Minister's memory is OIA'able, doesn't have to be documented




Not happy they were caught on video?


We don't fucking need it

$ to their sponsors, to find nothing?

Yet says she has 'no confidence'



Because they don't care...


Again, little action from our government beyond insipid words

Naïve? What does he think will they do to the cameras...


Neither inspiring...




Why?

A qualified promise, but better than nothing



But we have a budget surplus, so that's ok

The inflation, fiscal drag, surplus...


"They say the complaint isn't an attack on New Zealand's exporters, workers, or communities, but a call for the government to "explain its conduct and to take corrective action.""





























































































































