NZ MAGA'fuckation | June 2026 Edition

A month of MAGA'fuckation importation by the New Zealand Government

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NZ MAGA'fuckation | June 2026 Edition
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MAGA'fuckation: Usage suggests the term is meant to describe the perceived adoption or importation of MAGA-style politics or rhetoric into other countries, in this case New Zealand, with a strongly negative connotation. (Copilot)

Created by monitoring the Radio NZ 'Politics' category with occasional references to other sources

Nuclear free status changes not on the table, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon’s office says
It comes after new Defence Minister Chris Penk said it would be “helpful” to have “a conversation” on New Zealand’s anti-nuclear stance.

So why talk about it at all, more US alignment

Oil prices jump as Iran suspends peace talks
Peace talks stumbled and tensions mounted between Iran and the United States overnight.

Nicola's budget projections dependent on this being resolved...

Waitangi Tribunal inquiry into Treaty law changes begins
An urgent inquiry looking into the government’s plan to weaken its obligation to the Treaty across a number of laws has begun in Wellington.
Post-natal stay announcement ‘incorrectly characterised’, Christopher Luxon says
A post stated all mothers would get three-night postnatal hospital stay from now on, but the PM says this is not correct.

What happened to 'Mr Line by line' 'Ringing the CEO's every day at 4pm' 'all over the details' Luxon?

New Zealand’s Definitions of Woman and Man Bill and how the public can give submissions
Explainer - A new bill would define gender in the law, and there’s a month to make public submissions on it. Here’s how.

It's ill-informed bullshit

Climate case briefing against major emitters sent to former Beehive staffer’s private email
Christopher Luxon says he’s taking it “very seriously”, but Labour leader Chris Hipkins says it “stinks to high heaven”.

There's only one reason to do that...

Labour questions whether disappearing climate briefing note deliberate cover-up
But minister Louise Upston insists the debacle in the PM’s office is an “isolated incident” and says it is “disingenuous” to say otherwise.

'Mrs Entitled' defending 'Mr Details'

Missing climate briefing note: Who knew what, and when?
A former top staffer used his personal email for business - meaning at least one document was not released when it should have been.
Tribunal hears claims of ‘unrelenting assault’ on Māori rights over Treaty reforms
An iwi leader described the coalition government as “the most racist, anti-Māori government ever”, while experts warned the proposed Treaty reforms could be the widest breach of Te Tiriti in decades.

See Below

Banning voting rights an attempt to ‘silence the Māori voices in the room’ - iwi leader
Local Government Minister Simon Watts has announced a law change so unelected council members won’t have voting rights on committees.

See Below

Māori Climate Platform funding axed in Budget
Iwi and Māori community leaders have consistently raised concerns about the lack of financial support for marae, despite the expectation they would support communities during crises.

Notice anything about the previous three items...

Law change will see councils lose expert advice, Hastings mayor Wendy Schollum says
The government is changing the law to ensure only elected councillors can vote on council committees.

Announced by Local Government Minister Simon Watts, an unelected (party) committee appointed member of parliament.

Remuneration Authority says it doesn’t control how MPs’ housing allowances allocated
The Independent Remuneration Authority says it only sets the maximum amount allowed for minister’s accommodation supplements but not how it’s administered.

Mrs Entitled

Salvation Army warns food banks could close after government funding ends
The Salvation Army warns that food banks are likely to close when government funding expires next year.

We shouldn't need foodbanks, but we do so should fund them

Strait of Hormuz closure significant but not massive blow for NZ economy, new analysis shows
The impact is concentrated in fuel-reliant sectors such as transport, construction, fishing and agriculture, a new study concludes.

Wait until it still isn't open...

Disabled people’s access to health system - or lack of it - laid bare
A report on disabled people’s experiences of health services says improvements are needed across sectors to reduce barriers to care.
‘Couple of small, modular reactors’: A new pitch for nuclear power in New Zealand
With the growing interest in smaller reactors around the world, can we make use of the new technology?

Oh fuck off

No expectation NZ will revise nuclear-free stance, but there could be disadvantages - expert
Defence Minister Chris Penk last week said it’d be “helpful” for New Zealand to have a “conversation” regarding its nuclear-free policies.

Oh fuck off

NZ’s $2.6 billion military helicopter purchase approved by US
Plans to purchase five MH-60R Seahawk helicopters to replace the existing maritime fleet have been given the go-ahead.

But no money for foodbanks or disabled transport

Wairarapa MP Mike Butterick’s National Party swag bags upset parents
Mike Butterick has visited Wairarpa schools delivering merchandise emblazoned with the National Party logo.

Dodgy as...

PM Christopher Luxon in happy place hanging with Australian PM Anthony Albanese
Analysis - The prime minister has chalked up his trans-Tasman trip as a success, saying it came at a “pivotal” time.

He can stay there

‘Very concerning development’: Luxon on Iran launching missiles at Israel
Christopher Luxon says it won’t help fuel prices in New Zealand, but he’s not worried about supply problems.
Health NZ staff face second email address change within months
Some hospitals - including Auckland and Middlemore - have only just changed from their old district health board addresses.
NZ’s defence spending is doubling, but the US says that’s not enough
The US Secretary of War put New Zealand’s defence spending in the spotlight last week, calling it freeloading, and forcing a conversation about how much we spend.

Oh fuck off

Government backs down on levy to fund new LNG import terminal
But Simeon Brown has announced steeper fines for power companies who fail to shore up supply to fund the project.

Oh fuck off

Rough sleepers, beggars should not be subject to move-on orders - Auckland Council
Most councillors have agreed to ask for begging and rough sleeping to be removed from the bill, because it could displace people who are already vulnerable

We could try fixing the problem, not just moving it on

‘A significant cost for us’ - Tax credit changes to hit charity sector
Charities are already hearing from some big donors indicating that they will not be able to give as much in the next year.
Parents fined $30 a day for having unwell, dying, or disabled kids
Katie’s son, 13, was running through school when he slipped over and hit his head. Hard. He was knocked unconscious and suffered a serious concussion and brain injury. For the last ten weeks, his parents have been run ragged as he has had appointment after appointment with ACC’s

A special report from Emily Writes

‘Constitutionally abhorrent’: Expert reveals advice to government on climate law change
This story has been updated to better reflect the Regulatory Standards Act, as opposed to the Regulatory Standards Bill.
Chief Ombudsman explains how he’ll handle OIA probe of PM’s office
The Chief Ombudsman has confirmed the focus of his investigation following a complaint about the way the Prime Minister’s office handled an Official Information Act request.
Fast-track bid sparks fears for Lake Pukaki and Mackenzie’s tourism industry
Meridian Energy’s fast-track proposal to draw more water from Lake Pukaki has sparked concerns it could hurt Mackenzie’s tourism industry and threaten its pristine image.
Former MP Peter Dunne says questions remain over minister’s $17k airport parking bill
Former minister Peter Dunne says Children’s Minister Karen Chhour’s explanation for spending nearly $17,000 on airport parking leaves many questions unanswered and highlights the “cavalier” attitude of some MPs towards taxpayer-funded expenses at a time when New Zealanders are under financial pressure.
Officials redacted advice showing ‘low need’ for LNG imports
Advice that government officials tried to redact shows there is “low need” for a liquefied natural gas (LNG) facility.
Government floats using emergency fund on public transport, Labour asks why it wasn’t in Budget
The government says it could use its emergency fund on better public transport services, but the opposition says it’s surprising that was now on the government’s agenda given there was no evidence of that in the Budget.

They called out Labour for spending then rushed out their own...

What needs to be done to tackle child homelessness in Aotearoa?
A coalition working to end women’s homelessness says child homelessness cannot be addressed without tackling womens homelessness.

House them?

Government facing up to $5 billion bill over carbon credits, Treasury reveals
The Prime Minister has doubled down on his insistence that the government will not spend billions of dollars offshore to meet New Zealand’s climate commitments.

He won't be there to face the shit show he's created with environmental back peddling

Disability advocates call for drastic changes to support services bill
As the submission deadline nears for the Disability Support Services (DSS) Bill, people with disabilities, their families and advocates are calling for drastic changes.
The ‘toothless’ official information law keeping us in the dark
A former chief ombudsman says many agencies are ‘making a mountain out of a molehill’ in their responses - or lack of response - to Official Information Act requests, and it’s time the Act sees reform
Will ‘move on’ orders for rough sleepers make cities safer – or revive Victorian‑era cruelty?
A proposed law currently before New Zealand’s parliament would give police the power to move people on from public spaces if they are found begging, rough sleeping or otherwise causing a disturbance.

No, and Yes

Targeting diabetes drugs at Māori and Pasifika is needs-based, specialist says
* This story has been updated to clarify Martin Stiles was speaking to RNZ in his role of outgoing chair of the Cardiac Society

Equal doesn't mean the same

Labour calls for formal audit of govt’s record keeping and OIA practice
Labour is calling on the Auditor-General to formally audit the office of the Prime Minister’s record-keeping and Official Information Act practices.

There's a lot of convenient 'loss' going on...

National’s Nicola Willis attacks Labour’s economic plans
National’s finance spokesperson Nicola Willis claims Labour is $18.2 billion short on funding for its policies.

Hilarous, she should look at her own. Do we have a price for Cook Strait Ferries and Terminals yet?

Matthew Hooton, former National and ACT advisor, appointed editor of Wellington newspaper The Post
Former adviser to National and ACT Matthew Hooton - who has not worked as a journalist - has been appointed editor of Wellington newspaper The Post.

Sometimes amusing, but he's got some 'dirty politics' history that should not be acceptable for this position

Nicola Willis shows she is ready to fight her way back into power in November
Analysis: Nicola Willis is in combat mode ready to fight her way back into power in November.

List only, if the party falls she does too

National slides below 30% in latest poll, ACT and NZ First gain
Both the major parties have lost support in the latest The Post/Freshwater Strategy poll, but Labour remains ahead of National.

See above

More details revealed over climate case briefing
The senior Beehive staffer who failed to disclose a crucial document from lobbyists had provided some of the information relevant at the time a request was made, but not all of it, RNZ can reveal.
Former Prime Minister Dame Jenny Shipley is the new chair of the Waitangi National Trust
Former Prime Minister Dame Jenny Shipley has been named the new chair of the Waitangi National Trust.

"Jenny was chosen for her proven leadership and governance expertise" For fuck's sake: Have they forgotten Mainzeal?

David Seymour apologises after using violent rhetoric in email to abuse victim
Deputy Prime Minister David Seymour has apologised to a woman after he emailed her saying: “Are you ready to accept you’ve just had a beating?”

Creep Red Dwarf's Arnold Rimmer (his double) has far more empathy than David Seymour; remarkable given the former is a fictional hologram.

Children’s Minister Karen Chhour won’t say how many still in government’s bootcamps
The Children’s Minister won’t confirm how many participants remain in the government’s highly-scrutinised bootcamps.

They are such a shit idea, I hope it's none

‘Spurious and chicanerous’ - Tama Potaka rejects claims Māori-Crown relationship at an ‘all time low’
Minister for Māori Development Tama Potaka has traded barbs with opposition MP’s over claims the Māori-Crown relationship is at an “all time low.”
Consumer confidence plummets to lowest level in three years
Consumer confidence has fallen sharply in the past quarter, as higher fuel and energy costs squeeze household budgets.

Back on track?

Workplace safety changes would create more confusion - health and safety expert
Plans to scale back on health and safety measures will impact the country’s economy, as well as worker safety, says the NZ Institute of Safety Management.

Heard an underwhelming speech by her on this a while back: She doesn't care (see below too)

Pike River campaigners ‘bloody angry’ about planned workplace safety law
Two of the country’s best known workplace safety advocates are heading to Wellington in the hopes of persuading politicians to reject legislation they say risks a workplace disaster.

I'm with them (see above)

Vote against protections for gig workers ‘embarrassing’
New Zealand’s vote against protections for gig workers at an international labour conference is “embarrassing”, a union boss says.

More BVW uglyness

Government projected to be 44 percent over Jobseeker Support benefit target
The government is projected to be way off its target of reducing the number of people on the Jobseeker Support benefit.

Back on track?

Winston Peters wants prison terms for Immigration officials
Winston Peters says public servants who mislead ministers should be sacked and “put in prison”.

And Minsters who overspend their travel budget?

Winston Peters defends Shane Jones’ $63k travel bill including private limo on standby for 24 hours
The Finance Minister has criticised Shane Jones for a $30,000 budget blowout incurred while attending a mining conference in Canada, saying he has made “significant errors”.
A ‘no-brainer’ to use automated tools to make benefit decisions - officials
Government officials have defended using automated tools to make some decisions about people’s benefits, saying it’s a “no-brainer”.

Superb headline from RNZ, a no brain move indeed

Australian firm’s involvement in school curriculum rewrite comes under scrutiny
The involvement of an Australian company in the rewrite of the school curriculum came under scrutiny at the Education and Workforce Select Committee.
Politicians clash over best way to fix health system
Labour and National both think they know how to fix the health system.

Outsourcing to private providers is not the solution. Every cent spent on that undermines the public system.

Minister ‘shocked’ by relaxed approach taken to public accountability by government agencies
The Internal Affairs Minister has taken a swipe at government agencies taking a relaxed approach to public accountability despite being responsible for hundreds of millions of dollars.
Video of orca deaths shows fisheries monitoring, enforcement works - Minister Shane Jones
Two orca have been killed by commercial fishing operators in bycatch incidents, the Minister for Oceans and Fisheries has revealed.

Hon Shame Jones, Minister of Environmental Destruction

Controversial fisheries amendment Bill delayed after Shane Jones request
The Fisheries Minister is delaying controversial legislation that had already seen a major U-turn on one aspect of the Bill.

Good

Frustrations abound as MPs scrutinise social housing ‘shocker’
Housing Minister Chris Bishop has acknowledged the increase in rent for social housing tenants was based on “no particular science”, merely what the government “felt was appropriate”.

'How much can we fleece the bottom feeders'?

Fuel tax hikes still possible, Transport Minister Chris Bishop says
Transport Minister Chris Bishop - who previously cast doubt on fuel taxes rising next year - says after the Iran peace deal they are still possible.

RONS RONS RONS RONS RONS RONS RONS RONS RONS RONS

Buying back BNZ not ‘kick arse’, PM says in jab against Winston Peters
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has taken a gentle jab at a coalition partner’s election policies and positions.
Forest & Bird calls on government to change bill that could open Coromandel up to mining
The government must urgently fix a proposed law which could open up nearly half of the Coromandel to mining, a conservation group says.
Advocate calls on Oranga Tamariki to fix meeting no-shows
A children’s advocate is urging Oranga Tamariki to sort out issues that are leading to them missing critical meetings aimed at protecting at-risk children.

Hundreds of empty positions doesn't help

Political machinations on show as Scrutiny Week comes up for review
Analysis - Scrutiny Week over the past three years has aimed to rake government spending over the coals, but politics - as ever - seems to have got in the way.
Former National minister Andrew Bayly won’t seek re-election
A former National minister won’t seek re-election this year, after previously saying he would think about running as a list-only candidate.

If he gets in on the list I'd be amazed

National rallies members at AGM, Labour rises in polls
The National Party says New Zealanders have a “choice” this election, as leader Christopher Luxon rallies members, saying “this weekend is where our campaign begins”.

Too true, but not in the way they think

Infrastructure Commission warned govt to slow down on LNG plans
The Infrastructure Commission warned the government to slow down over its LNG plans, saying it should develop the “right solution, not the most expedient one”.

More rational advice ignored by the idealogs

National pitches itself as the party focused on the future with compulsory KiwiSaver
Analysis - Forget about today and turn your attention to tomorrow - that’s the message from National this election year as it sets itself up as the party focused on the future.

They've repeatedly fucked retirement savings for decades People also tend to forget (overlook?) how John Key (and Bill English) stopping Cullen fund contributions cost us billions to date, and billions more for generations to come. From 2013: https://thestandard.org.nz/restarting-cullen-fund-contributions/ Raiding superannuation is not a new idea for National. Just following Muldoon's 1970s example and adopted by Nicola with the 2025 Cullen Fund contribution stoppage, early raid, and KiwiSaver contribution Budget hits.

Workers could wear cost of National’s proposed KiwiSaver changes
*This story has been updated to correct John Pask’s name

All they've changed is you can put more of your money, and your employer can put more of their money, in.

‘I’ve lost my whole life’: Survivors speak one year on from changes to redress
Content warning: This story discusses sexual abuse.

Officials briefed ministers on paying survivors $100k The average payment to a survivor of abuse in state care was now $30,000 after the government raised it from $20,000 last May. RNZ asked Erica Stanford, the minister leading the government's response to the abuse in care inquiry, whether she personally supported higher payouts and why higher payments were not advanced by the cabinet. Stanford was not available for an interview and did not respond to written questions before deadline.

Seymour thinks Peters could be convinced to support raising retirement age
ACT leader David Seymour believes it’s possible to “teach an old dog new tricks”, and Winston Peters could be convinced to support raising the retirement age.

David Seymour can fuck off

Left bloc leads in latest poll despite Labour slump
Labour is down five points to 32 percent in the latest 1News Verian poll, but could form a government with the Greens and Te Pati Maori.

The Opportunities Party are a spoiler that will benefit National

Van Velden rebuffs NZ First’s 11th-hour ‘politicking’ on health and safety overhaul
A political scrap has broken out over a planned health and safety overhaul, with Workplace Relations Minister Brooke van Velden accusing New Zealand First of “politicking” at the 11th hour, and New Zealand First saying it has been clear about its concerns all along.

I rarely support NZ First but if they foil Brooke van Velden's bill they've done a good thing (see below)

Pike River families rally against overhaul of workplace safety laws
*This story has been updated to correct the number of signatures on the petition.

The bill would reverse many of the changes brought in by the 2015 Health and Safety at Work Act, which was passed in response to the Pike River tragedy.

Will NZ’s workplace safety overhaul cut red tape – or simply shift responsibility?
A bill that would overhaul New Zealand’s workplace health and safety laws has been back in the headlines this week, with protesters rallying against its second reading in Parliament.
PM puts on ‘usual Luxon charm’ for rural sector at primary industries summit
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has “charmed” the rural sector at a summit in Auckland, sharing with them the origin story behind the Indian free trade deal that is set down for its first reading in Parliament on Thursday.

Usual charm, is none!

Failed IT project: Greens question what would have happened if it had continued
A Green MP has raised concerns about what would have happened if a failed IT project had gone ahead, given New Zealand’s links to a secretive migration pact.

"We have very little oversight over whether that biometric information is used adequately by the likes of the United States, who currently have a government that is very much targeting migrants, asylum seekers, and refugees," | Ricardo Menendez March

Paul Goldsmith aware of complaints about Human Rights Commission head for a ‘couple of weeks’
Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith says he has been aware of complaints made about the Human Rights Commission chief commissioner for a “couple of weeks”.

Another Goldsmith fuck-up, how does he survive? Rainbow was appointed in 2024 prompting concern from some because of his staunch pro-Israel views and previous comments about "a trans agenda".

Explainer: Could the Conservation Amendment Bill really lead to billionaires buying up the national estate?
Explainer: Conservation Minister Tama Potaka says the Conservation Amendment Bill doesn’t include a plan to sell great swathes of conservation land.

Yes

Luxon ‘constantly underwhelmed’ by slow AI uptake in NZ businesses
Christopher Luxon says he is “constantly underwhelmed” at the slow adoption of artificial intelligence (AI) technology by Kiwi businesses.

On our Prime Minister's scientific ignorance

Mother fears Disability Support Services Bill will lead to desperate caregivers harming children
Warning: This story discusses suicide and child harm content that some may find disturbing.
Shane Jones faces person dressed as Grim Reaper outside environment conference
Fisheries Minister Shane Jones has come face-to-face with the Grim Reaper outside an environment conference in Auckland.
Controversial clause in Conservation Amendment Bill that allows sale of conservation land to be removed
*This story has been updated to clarify what the money raised from land sales would’ve been used for.

Not enough, the whole fucking thing needs to go

Psychologist quits Oranga Tamariki bootcamp after two months
A senior psychologist at the government’s bootcamp for young offenders quit the role less than two months into the start of this year’s programme, RNZ can reveal.

A failed experiment, known not to work before they did it, gets worse

Associate Health Minister David Seymour wants Pharmac to use AI to speed medicine funding
The minister responsible for drug-buying agency Pharmac is doubling down on his call for it to make greater use of artificial intelligence, saying the technology could help assess medicines faster and improve decision-making, while keeping humans firmly in control.

David Seymour can fuck off

Brooke van Velden’s replacement to be named at ACT’s annual meeting
Expect loud pink shirts and loud rebuttals to political friends and foes alike at the ACT party’s annual meeting at Shed 10 in Auckland today.

Could they be worse than BVV?

Nicole McKee announced as ACT’s new deputy
The ACT Party has announced Nicole McKee as their new deputy leader, taking over from Brooke van Velden, at a party rally in Auckland today.

Maybe...

ACT Party leader David Seymour takes aim at parliamentary allies, opponents - but especially Labour
“Lock Labour Out.”

Takes aim at the sick and disabled, what courage

‘No one wants to be sick forever’ - ACT Party’s new welfare policy slammed
The ACT Party’s new welfare policy shows a lack of compassion for people who need help, says a beneficiary advocate.

Red Dwarf's Arnold Rimmer, His likeness, has far more empathy than David Seymour; remarkable given the former is a fictional hologram.

Christopher Luxon hits back at Labour’s spending plans, brushes off Winston Peters on India FTA
National leader Christopher Luxon continues to claim more unfunded spending from Labour, despite the latest policy coming from the same source as his own KiwiSaver plans.

We don't have a government, we have three opposition parties in power

Climate change activist files High Court proceedings over government ruling
A climate change activist has filed a court case against the government’s plans to prevent companies being sued over their greenhouse gas emissions.

Go Mike!

Prime Minister Christopher Luxon admits he didn’t know there was no night shelter for rough sleepers in Auckland
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has admitted he did not know there was no night shelter in Auckland for people sleeping rough.

He hasn't walked down Queen Street after dark then?

Government stands by including rough sleeping in move-on orders
The government is refusing to budge on including rough sleeping as part of its move-on orders, and denies the legislation would criminalise rough sleeping.

Maybe he should do some fucking research, he is so comfortable with being unaware

Hundreds of beds would be needed for rough sleepers given move-on orders
Two hundred beds would be needed to give rough sleepers in central Auckland somewhere to go if they were given move-on orders, says the head of the city mission.

Send them to Waiheke, there's a mostly unused house there...

National abandons 2023 campaign policy to allow KiwiSaver for rental bonds
National has abandoned a 2023 campaign policy to allow renters to use their KiwiSaver for rental bonds, admitting the policy was more complicated than first thought.

So they should. Kiwisaver is for retirement

‘Underpowered’: The police back-office holding back the front line
Police face making more cuts to their back office support systems despite warnings this undermines crime fighting at the front line.

The back-office waste myth is perpetrated by arseholes

Builders fear new home warranty rules will price them out of market
Builders are worried a new requirement to cover defects in some residential new builds and renovations for a year after completion will unintentionally shut many out of the market.
Auditor-General issues warning over government’s school lunch scheme
Alarm bells are ringing over the coalition’s school lunch programme, with the Auditor-General warning the government has not been able to clearly show the scheme is delivering its aims.

Stanford is responsible for this; Seymour is too but she is the Minister.

David Seymour bites back at Auditor-General over lunch report
Associate Education Minister David Seymour has questioned the Auditor-General’s credibility after it raised alarm about the government’s school lunch programme.
Matthew Hooton asks Court of Appeal to strike out Don Brash defamation case
Matthew Hooton acknowledges he went too far by personalising his comments and suggesting Don Brash was dishonest during a 2024 podcast.

I wonder if The Post will report this fairly

Government pushes back date of health and safety shake-up
The government is pushing back the start date for its health and safety shake-up until April next year in what appears to be a concession to New Zealand First.

So it won't happen, good!

Children’s Minister defends handling of Gloriavale child safety concerns
Action to address child safety concerns at Gloriavale Christian community was already underway when the Education Review Office formally raised them in writing, the Minister for Children says.

Another Minister duped by Gloriavale? (see below)

Lawyer calls for Louise Upston to resign after being ‘duped’ by Gloriavale leaders
Senior government minister Louise Upston was duped by Gloriavale leaders on a visit to the West Coast Christian community and should resign, a leavers’ lawyer says.

From March 2026