NZ MAGA'fuckation | June 2026 Edition
A month of MAGA'fuckation importation by the New Zealand Government
Created by monitoring the Radio NZ 'Politics' category with occasional references to other sources
So why talk about it at all, more US alignment
Nicola's budget projections dependent on this being resolved...
What happened to 'Mr Line by line' 'Ringing the CEO's every day at 4pm' 'all over the details' Luxon?
It's ill-informed bullshit
There's only one reason to do that...
'Mrs Entitled' defending 'Mr Details'
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Notice anything about the previous three items...
Announced by Local Government Minister Simon Watts, an unelected (party) committee appointed member of parliament.
Mrs Entitled
We shouldn't need foodbanks, but we do so should fund them
Wait until it still isn't open...
Oh fuck off
Oh fuck off
But no money for foodbanks or disabled transport
Dodgy as...
He can stay there
Oh fuck off
Oh fuck off
We could try fixing the problem, not just moving it on

A special report from Emily Writes
They called out Labour for spending then rushed out their own...
House them?
He won't be there to face the shit show he's created with environmental back peddling
No, and Yes
Equal doesn't mean the same
There's a lot of convenient 'loss' going on...
Hilarous, she should look at her own. Do we have a price for Cook Strait Ferries and Terminals yet?
Sometimes amusing, but he's got some 'dirty politics' history that should not be acceptable for this position
List only, if the party falls she does too
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"Jenny was chosen for her proven leadership and governance expertise" For fuck's sake: Have they forgotten Mainzeal?
Creep Red Dwarf's Arnold Rimmer (his double) has far more empathy than David Seymour; remarkable given the former is a fictional hologram.
They are such a shit idea, I hope it's none
Back on track?
Heard an underwhelming speech by her on this a while back: She doesn't care (see below too)
I'm with them (see above)
More BVW uglyness
Back on track?
And Minsters who overspend their travel budget?
Superb headline from RNZ, a no brain move indeed
Outsourcing to private providers is not the solution. Every cent spent on that undermines the public system.
Hon Shame Jones, Minister of Environmental Destruction
Good
'How much can we fleece the bottom feeders'?
RONS RONS RONS RONS RONS RONS RONS RONS RONS RONS
Hundreds of empty positions doesn't help
If he gets in on the list I'd be amazed
Too true, but not in the way they think
More rational advice ignored by the idealogs
They've repeatedly fucked retirement savings for decades People also tend to forget (overlook?) how John Key (and Bill English) stopping Cullen fund contributions cost us billions to date, and billions more for generations to come. From 2013: https://thestandard.org.nz/restarting-cullen-fund-contributions/ Raiding superannuation is not a new idea for National. Just following Muldoon's 1970s example and adopted by Nicola with the 2025 Cullen Fund contribution stoppage, early raid, and KiwiSaver contribution Budget hits.
All they've changed is you can put more of your money, and your employer can put more of their money, in.
Officials briefed ministers on paying survivors $100k The average payment to a survivor of abuse in state care was now $30,000 after the government raised it from $20,000 last May. RNZ asked Erica Stanford, the minister leading the government's response to the abuse in care inquiry, whether she personally supported higher payouts and why higher payments were not advanced by the cabinet. Stanford was not available for an interview and did not respond to written questions before deadline.
David Seymour can fuck off
The Opportunities Party are a spoiler that will benefit National
I rarely support NZ First but if they foil Brooke van Velden's bill they've done a good thing (see below)
The bill would reverse many of the changes brought in by the 2015 Health and Safety at Work Act, which was passed in response to the Pike River tragedy.
Usual charm, is none!
"We have very little oversight over whether that biometric information is used adequately by the likes of the United States, who currently have a government that is very much targeting migrants, asylum seekers, and refugees," | Ricardo Menendez March
Another Goldsmith fuck-up, how does he survive? Rainbow was appointed in 2024 prompting concern from some because of his staunch pro-Israel views and previous comments about "a trans agenda".
Yes
Not enough, the whole fucking thing needs to go
A failed experiment, known not to work before they did it, gets worse
David Seymour can fuck off
Could they be worse than BVV?
Maybe...
Takes aim at the sick and disabled, what courage
Red Dwarf's Arnold Rimmer, His likeness, has far more empathy than David Seymour; remarkable given the former is a fictional hologram.
We don't have a government, we have three opposition parties in power
Go Mike!
He hasn't walked down Queen Street after dark then?
Maybe he should do some fucking research, he is so comfortable with being unaware
Send them to Waiheke, there's a mostly unused house there...
So they should. Kiwisaver is for retirement
The back-office waste myth is perpetrated by arseholes
Stanford is responsible for this; Seymour is too but she is the Minister.
I wonder if The Post will report this fairly
So it won't happen, good!
Another Minister duped by Gloriavale? (see below)
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