NZ MAGA'fuckation | July 2026 Edition
A month of MAGA'fuckation importation by the New Zealand Government
Created by monitoring the Radio NZ 'Politics' category with occasional references to other sources
Agree with Winston on this "China's Ethnic Unity and Progress Promotion law sets out Beijing's vision of a "shared" national identity, requiring governments, schools and public institutions to promote ethnic integration and loyalty to the state."
Far out, all the above just on July 1st!
RONS, mind you it will be decades before that road gets that far north
"In Auckland today there are just shy of 600 people sleeping rough, while the number of immediate overnight beds available is just 35, according to the best available data." "Take Housing First - a government programme that ministers have spent much of the week pointing to as a way to get people into warm, dry homes. To qualify, a person has to be chronically homeless - specifically, they have to have been sleeping rough for at least 12 months over the past three years to even get a look in."
"Novelly described Trump as a "disruptor", and that it wasn't a bad thing, but acknowledged it might "rub people the wrong way" sometimes." He can fuck off
It doesn't
Straight from MAGA
Convenient, if apparently long planned, absense
TOP are blue with a thin green wrapper
Badly designed system
""I want to see policies in place that stop people smoking and stop the supply of illicit cigarettes and tobacco," she said." except she doesn't
Dumb policy, dumb party
Expecting a us$20 billion investment that Luxon claims is 'aspirational'...
"The Trade Minister maintains India is on the same page as New Zealand in regards to the Free Trade Agreement, despite Narendra Modi referencing a particular clause as a "commitment" to invest." "The clause requires the government to "promote" investment in India, but the Indian Prime Minister called it a "commitment" to invest billions of dollars in India."
"Heavy vehicles will receive a direct annual subsidy of $1.4 billion dollars per annum by 2027, mostly attributable to maintenance costs. They will receive a further indirect subsidy of $8.4 billion dollars per annum by 2027, due to pollution costs ($7.2 billion) and social costs ($1.2 billion) associated with deaths and injuries. Collectively, these numbers represent a massive subsidy for heavy road vehicles, relative to rail and coastal shipping."From: Review of the draft 2024 Government Policy Statement on Land Transport; 2024-2034: Mark Gasson https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wroegkdxfkrE4hkhu5XfU_rwg_Qbw8sy/viewVia: The Kaka substack chat
But not addressing the problem
He should stick to 'entertainment', although maybe he is...
It's about challenging a(nother) scientifically ignorant bill
No, he's the best they have got...
You can't lose what you haven't got.
Emitters who effectively wrote the bill
For the same David Seymour see below...

"Act Party leader and senior minister David Seymour says he stands by his interactions with school-aged young people on social media platform Snapchat, some as young as 14."
""I feel like we are very well prepared for this disease arriving here, we are effectively the last place in the world to get it. We've been able to see how it's impacted other countries around the world. In terms of being prepared, we're as prepared as we possibly can be" I don't have his confidence regarding this.
The government responsible for climate change related regression
It's not a solution for anything except to divert from their regression in welfare and housing
What a waste, "Caitlin died not just homeless, but Caitlin died from homelessness,"
Back on track? "The Ministry of Social Development figures showed in June 2026 there were 218,500 people on the Jobseeker benefit - up nearly 2500 from June last year (216,000)."
Winston could not avoid woke delusion syndrome..
Because they're racist, nationalistic, sexist, deluded pricks?
Shane MAGA'fuckation Jones
Literally shovelling money into a pit
Guaranteed return vs offshore oil fantasy
Corporate welfare is ok then?
Brooke van Velden's legacy
Hon Shame Jones, Minister of Taxpayer funded porn viewing knows what he meant
But does nothing about it
Road funding fantasy
Back on track, they resort to blaming international influences (but dismissed that regards covid)
NAT1stACT screw over Māori again...
With a bit of luck low party vote will take out his list position too...
Weak position regarding USA does no good
You can't play that card Nicola
He's an arse (Nash I mean, or maybe both) but Luxon still does nothing about Shane Jones being as bad
He's relying on future magic, yet unknown science & technology*, for this to be true. * While also underfunding science...
"It revealed a growing number of children in material hardship, reaching 13 percent between 2023 and 2024, up from 11 percent three years prior."
It's almost like we needed Three Waters
Luxon reveals how shallow he is. "Luxon said he was focused on the future. "I'm sorry, I only came to politics in 2020 ... I don't know what happened in the past, I'm focused on the future and this is a really important policy for me and for our future and for our party and we think it's a really good thing for working mums and dads around the country.""
Luxon reveals how shallow he is again
The ban is a bad idea poorly implemented
Great idea
While people sleep in cars again
I doubt all of the government did...
This is OK, but the original designs were much better (if more expensive)
He is too scared of his minor coalition partners
His position as Foreign Minister is untenable
Transmission Gully 2: Dodgy PPP signed in haste in the run-up to an election...
Unnecessary NZ First bullshit
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