NZ MAGA'fuckation | July 2026 Edition

A month of MAGA'fuckation importation by the New Zealand Government

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NZ MAGA'fuckation | July 2026 Edition
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MAGA'fuckation: Usage suggests the term is meant to describe the perceived adoption or importation of MAGA-style politics or rhetoric into other countries, in this case New Zealand, with a strongly negative connotation. (Copilot)

Created by monitoring the Radio NZ 'Politics' category with occasional references to other sources

Government passes law cracking down on street racers
Car crushing legislation has been beefed up, with a bill bringing in harsher penalties for boy racers and fleeing drivers becoming law.
NZ and US sign ‘statement of intent’ over military space operations
The New Zealand and United States militaries have signed a “statement of intent” over space operations.
How private donors fund political campaigns
Explainer - Money shapes election campaigns. It funds advertising, staff, polling and travel. In New Zealand, much of this money comes from private donors.
RNZ political donations tracker: Who’s bankrolling the party campaigns?
RNZ is tracking the money flowing to the parties this election year and where it is coming from.
Who’s poor in New Zealand now?
A group of people the size of the population of Christchurch is in hardship, but there are ways to turn it around, a group of social service charities says.
‘It got results’: Nicola Willis defends emergency housing targets
National and Labour’s deputy leaders have clashed over the government’s emergency housing targets.
Winston Peters expresses no concern over China’s new ethnic unity law
Foreign Affairs Minister Winston Peters says he’s not by concerned by China’s new ethnic unity law, stressing it has no power or authority in New Zealand.

Agree with Winston on this "China's Ethnic Unity and Progress Promotion law sets out Beijing's vision of a "shared" national identity, requiring governments, schools and public institutions to promote ethnic integration and loyalty to the state."

Underestimated disaster recovery costs partly to blame for Auckland rate rises - Wayne Brown
Auckland Mayor Wayne Brown says underestimated disaster recovery costs are partly to blame for Auckland Council setting higher rates this year.
‘You pay the price for the price you pay’ - original school lunch contractor
An organisation that lost school lunch contracts through the government’s shake up says the auditor-general’s scathing review confirms long-standing warnings about the coalition’s revamped programme, while accusing officials of running a flawed procurement process and prioritising cost over quality.
‘What have you done for me lately?’ former top US diplomat David Stilwell asks NZ
Brigadier General David Stilwell isn’t here to tell New Zealand what to do, but he is happy to point out the consequences of our choices.
Watchdog finds decision by Prime Minister’s Office about official information request ‘unreasonable’
An independent watchdog has found a decision by the Prime Minister’s Office regarding an official information request was “unreasonable”.
Health and safety bill passes third reading, Labour promises repeal
The health and safety legislation has passed its third reading, with Labour already promising to repeal it should it enter government.
‘AI slop’ - Greens criticise National attack ad
Correction: This story has been updated to clarify the Greens tax policy
Waikato Hospital ED death: Mum and daughter describe chaos as staff tried to resuscitate man
A mother and daughter who watched Waikato Hospital staff try to save a man found unconscious in an Emergency Department toilet have described the chaos as he was rushed through the packed waiting room on a gurney.
Second Z Energy lobbying document will be released: Luxon
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon says his office is working on publicly releasing another lobbying document connected to a transparency saga.
‘AI slop’ - Greens criticise National attack ad
Correction: This story has been updated to clarify the Greens tax policy
Far out, all the above just on July 1st!
Treasury reveals its advice to government during early days of fuel crisis
The Treasury advised there was “value in waiting” before giving New Zealanders fuel relief through the in-work tax credit.
Women devastated wetland forest could be felled to make way for highway
Two Northland sisters say they’re devastated a rare wetland forest where their father’s ashes are scattered could be felled to make way for a new highway.

RONS, mind you it will be decades before that road gets that far north

Former mayor, broadcaster Michael Laws to stand for NZ First in upcoming election
Former Whanganui Mayor Michael Laws says he wants to be broadcasting minister and RNZ would be “first on the chopping list” - and newly installed chair Brent Impey probably needs “a new job”.
Analysis: Why it’s wrong for politicians to dodge questions about homelessness
Analysis: In Auckland today there are just shy of 600 people sleeping rough, while the number of immediate overnight beds available is just 35, according to the best available data.

"In Auckland today there are just shy of 600 people sleeping rough, while the number of immediate overnight beds available is just 35, according to the best available data." "Take Housing First - a government programme that ministers have spent much of the week pointing to as a way to get people into warm, dry homes. To qualify, a person has to be chronically homeless - specifically, they have to have been sleeping rough for at least 12 months over the past three years to even get a look in."

New US ambassador would like chance to work on New Zealand’s nuclear policy
The new United States ambassador says it is not for him to change New Zealand laws, but he would like the opportunity to work on the country’s nuclear policy.

"Novelly described Trump as a "disruptor", and that it wasn't a bad thing, but acknowledged it might "rub people the wrong way" sometimes." He can fuck off

NZ wants to end climate lawsuits. How does that sit with its international commitments?
Analysis: A climate change lawsuit making its way through the courts continues to prove one of New Zealand’s most historic legal cases.

It doesn't

NZ First announces policy to restrict voting to citizens only
*Correction: This story has been updated to clarify who this would impact

Straight from MAGA

Prime Minister downplays absence of Foreign Affairs Minister during Narendra Modi visit
Christopher Luxon is downplaying the absence of his foreign affairs minister during what he calls an historic visit from the Indian prime minister.

Convenient, if apparently long planned, absense

This ‘centrist’ party is rising in NZ polls. Will it prove power broker?
Analysis - Of all the political parties contesting New Zealand’s looming general election, one seems to be generating more buzz than almost any other.

TOP are blue with a thin green wrapper

Not all eligible families receiving promised fuel relief payment
Just 60 percent of families who are meant to benefit from a weekly fuel relief payment have received it to date.

Badly designed system

Casey Costello’s tobacco tax comments concerns experts, minister says no reduction
Experts are crying foul at a suggestion from the associate health minister she’ll consider reviewing the excise structure on tobacco.

""I want to see policies in place that stop people smoking and stop the supply of illicit cigarettes and tobacco," she said." except she doesn't

ACT announces Three Strikes policy for burglary
ACT want to impose a Three Strikes regime for burglary, requiring a minimum three-year prison sentence with no parole for anyone convicted of burglary three times.

Dumb policy, dumb party

Homeless and hospitalised: The deadly impact of sleeping rough
Hospitalisations of homeless people have doubled in six years.
Indian prime minister Narendra Modi arrives in New Zealand
Narendra Modi has landed in Auckland on a whistlestop tour in the first visit by an Indian Prime Minister in 40 years.

Expecting a us$20 billion investment that Luxon claims is 'aspirational'...

Todd McClay insists India FTA ‘very clear’ after one clause raised questions
The Trade Minister maintains India is on the same page as New Zealand in regards to the Free Trade Agreement, despite Narendra Modi referencing a particular clause as a “commitment” to invest.

"The Trade Minister maintains India is on the same page as New Zealand in regards to the Free Trade Agreement, despite Narendra Modi referencing a particular clause as a "commitment" to invest." "The clause requires the government to "promote" investment in India, but the Indian Prime Minister called it a "commitment" to invest billions of dollars in India."

Trucking industry disappointed two Auckland roading projects put in the slow lane
The trucking industry is disappointed to see two Auckland roading projects relegated to the slow lane as part of a “phased approach” to the Roads of National Significance delivery.

"Heavy vehicles will receive a direct annual subsidy of $1.4 billion dollars per annum by 2027, mostly attributable to maintenance costs. They will receive a further indirect subsidy of $8.4 billion dollars per annum by 2027, due to pollution costs ($7.2 billion) and social costs ($1.2 billion) associated with deaths and injuries. Collectively, these numbers represent a massive subsidy for heavy road vehicles, relative to rail and coastal shipping."From: Review of the draft 2024 Government Policy Statement on Land Transport; 2024-2034: Mark Gasson https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wroegkdxfkrE4hkhu5XfU_rwg_Qbw8sy/viewVia: The Kaka substack chat

Move-on order fears already pushing rough sleepers out of city - social service provider
Fear surrounding the incoming move on orders is already pushing rough sleepers of out Auckland’s central city, says a social service provider.

But not addressing the problem

RNZ poll: National hits new low under Luxon, Opportunity nears Parliament
National has slumped to its lowest level of support since Christopher Luxon became leader, while the fledgling Opportunity Party has surged to within a whisker of Parliament in the latest RNZ-Reid Research poll.
Paul Henry to stand for ACT in this year’s election
Paul Henry says he is “absolutely not interested” in ever taking leadership of the ACT Party and has not spoken with leader David Seymour about it.

He should stick to 'entertainment', although maybe he is...

‘This is about identity’: Court challenge to puberty blocker ban begins
A group challenging a ban on puberty blockers has told a court that the decision was not - and has never been - about medication, and if it were, it would have been banned across the board.

It's about challenging a(nother) scientifically ignorant bill

National slumps to new low - is Luxon the problem?
Analysis: National appears to be baked in as a party of 30 or below with at least eight reputable polls this year, including the recent RNZ-Reid Research, having the party slump into the 20s.

No, he's the best they have got...

Chris Hipkins insists Labour hasn’t lost momentum despite drop in support
Chris Hipkins insists Labour hasn’t lost its momentum, despite dropping in support since January.

You can't lose what you haven't got.

Emitters’ claims that court case would shut them down are ‘hyperbolic’
Claims that a court case against major greenhouse gas emitters would put companies out of business are “frankly hyperbolic”, a select committee has heard.

Emitters who effectively wrote the bill

David Seymour suggests smartphones could be banned for under-16s
The Act leader has suggested smartphones could be banned for under-16-year-olds.

For the same David Seymour see below...

Seymour fronts up on Snapchats with school kids
There is no suggestion the contents of Seymour’s messages were inappropriate, but people who corresponded with him when they were in school say the interactions shouldn’t have happened.

"Act Party leader and senior minister David Seymour says he stands by his interactions with school-aged young people on social media platform Snapchat, some as young as 14."

Seabird found on Wellington beach tests positive for H5 bird flu
Bird flu has been detected in New Zealand.

""I feel like we are very well prepared for this disease arriving here, we are effectively the last place in the world to get it. We've been able to see how it's impacted other countries around the world. In terms of being prepared, we're as prepared as we possibly can be" I don't have his confidence regarding this.

The H5N1 strain of bird flu has been confirmed in NZ. What now?
The H5N1 strain of bird flu that has been affecting countries around the world has arrived in New Zealand.
Government to require councils to make climate adaptation plans
Councils will have to come up with adaptation plans for communities at high risk from climate change hazards, under a proposed law change.

The government responsible for climate change related regression

Climate response bill unlikely to pass before election, minister says
A law change requiring councils to come up with climate adaptation plans is unlikely to pass before the election, the climate change minister says.
Australia’s move to set up AI office ‘kick up the bum’ for New Zealand leaders - expert
An AI expert says Australia’s move to set up an office of artificial intelligence at the top of government is a “kick up the bum” for New Zealand’s leaders.
Paul Goldsmith says move-on bill being ‘mischaracterised’ as Police Association raises concerns
The Justice Minister insists the government’s move-on orders are being mischaracterised as the Police Association raises concerns.

It's not a solution for anything except to divert from their regression in welfare and housing

Move-on bill’s ban on rough sleeping not the answer: Retail NZ
Retailers have told MPs that new move-on orders aimed at supporting their businesses may just move addiction and homelessness problems from one shopfront to another.
Law Association says move on bill ′ needs some adjustment’
The Law Association is raising concerns the move-on orders bill would need adjustments, saying it may risk “unfairly criminalising” what is not criminal behaviour.
‘Christchurch is my tomb’: From homelessness to hopelessness
Tormented by transience, Caitlin McDonald’s life was as fragile and fleeting as the butterflies she saved from the street. Surviving less than two years homeless in Christchurch, she chronicled her journey in hundreds of YouTube videos filmed on her phone. Jean Edwards reports on her tragic metamorphosis from radiant spirit to rough sleeper, dead at 47.

What a waste, "Caitlin died not just homeless, but Caitlin died from homelessness,"

Before her death Caitlin McDonald needed a ‘home and wrap-around care, not rejection’
The grieving mother of a homeless woman who died in Christchurch believes controversial move on orders would make survival harder for people on the street by pushing them to society’s margins.
Thousands more on the benefit, but increase in jobseekers finding work
The government’s claiming victory with the latest benefit data, while the opposition says it shows the coalition’s failed to deliver on its plans to slash the number of people who are out of work.

Back on track? "The Ministry of Social Development figures showed in June 2026 there were 218,500 people on the Jobseeker benefit - up nearly 2500 from June last year (216,000)."

Kupe and Cook: Names of new Cook Strait ferries announced
The two new Cook Strait ferries will be named Kupe and Cook.

Winston could not avoid woke delusion syndrome..

‘I was blue until I woke up’: National defectors on why they’re backing NZ First
“Granddad was blue, dad was blue, I was blue until I woke up,” a New Zealand First member who previously supported National told RNZ on Saturday.

Because they're racist, nationalistic, sexist, deluded pricks?

Shane Jones positions NZ First as ‘nationalist’, continues swipes at migrants
Shane Jones says looking after “our own people” isn’t racist, it’s what a nationalist party that represents the interests of New Zealanders protects.

Shane MAGA'fuckation Jones

National promises stricter rules on sexual consent
National is promising to modernise laws on sexual consent, saying there must be consent before sex every time, rather than assuming it has been given.
Firearms Safety Authority rebukes lobby group over claims of police bullying, standover tactics
*Correction: This story has been updated to correct the spelling of Bruce Bird’s name
NZ First promises to invest in oil, gas surveys
New Zealand First will invest in surveying the country’s offshore basins for oil and gas supplies to use domestically and export around the world, if elected.

Literally shovelling money into a pit

NZ First’s $1b pledge for oil and gas exploration better spent on renewables - Greenpeace
A climate activist says New Zealand First’s billion-dollar pledge for oil and gas exploration would be better spent on investing in renewables.

Guaranteed return vs offshore oil fantasy

Government moves to keep cement production in NZ with up to $60m in financial support
The government is providing up to $60 million in financial support to Golden Bay Cement to ensure its Northland operations can continue.

Corporate welfare is ok then?

Leave Bill: Workers will be worse off, Labour and Greens say
The Employment Leave Bill promotes insecure work and will leave thousands of workers worse off, the Labour Party and the Greens say.

Brooke van Velden's legacy

Shane Jones denies ‘knee pads’ remark was oral sex reference
New Zealand First deputy Shane Jones says his “knee pads” jibe was a “harmless and innocuous expression” that could have meant anything from gardening to volleyball.

Hon Shame Jones, Minister of Taxpayer funded porn viewing knows what he meant

Listen: Christopher Luxon slams Shane Jones over India FTA comments, brushes off poll slump
The prime minister says comments made by New Zealand First’s deputy leader about the free trade agreement (FTA) with India were “crass and unprofessional”, saying his coalition partner is on the wrong side of history.

But does nothing about it

National toll road plan held up even as government faces funding hole
A national plan for introducing more tolls on roads and a strategy for using more tolling powers are running two years behind schedule.

Road funding fantasy

Inflation rises to highest level in two years
Inflation hit a two year high as the full impact of the Middle East war made itself felt on prices.

Back on track, they resort to blaming international influences (but dismissed that regards covid)

Scrapping council-iwi agreements will see existing Treaty settlements relitigated - Labour
Labour says the government scrapping council agreements with local Māori will mean “a lot” of relitigating existing Treaty settlements.

NAT1stACT screw over Māori again...

Scrapping council/iwi agreements ‘only takes things backwards’
Plans to scrap iwi involvement in councils under the Resource Management Act (RMA) will take away a seat at the decision making table for Māori, says the chair of a Northland iwi.
Amendment of bill could put conservation land at risk of development, expert fears
An ecologist is concerned the government’s Conservation Amendment Bill puts the country’s national parks at risk of being developed for financial gain.
Senior National MP says it’s ‘highly unlikely’ he would retain his electorate seat on current RNZ Reid Research poll result
Senior National MP Chris Bishop says it’s “highly unlikely” he would retain his electorate seat on current polling.

With a bit of luck low party vote will take out his list position too...

‘Absolute bulls***‘: Labour MP blasts coalition over ‘evil’ voting changes
Labour is putting extra effort into ensuring people are enrolled to vote this election, with one of its MPs accusing the coalition of having an “evil agenda” to disallow its opponents’ ballots.
New Zealand bracing for potential increase in Donald Trump’s tariffs, Trade Minister says
New Zealand is bracing for a potential small increase in US President Donald Trump’s tariffs to 12.5 percent, Trade Minister Todd McClay says.

Weak position regarding USA does no good

Govt prioritising language law change over consent law reform - Labour
Labour says the government is prioritising making English an official language, rather than progressing consent law reform.
Nicola Willis blames ‘Trump spike’ for high inflation
The Finance Minister says US President Donald Trump is to blame for New Zealand’s rising inflation.

You can't play that card Nicola

‘No body, no parole’ law inconsistent with Bill of Rights Act, attorney general says
The Attorney-General has ruled the ‘no body, no parole’ law would breach the right to be free from arbitrary detention.
Thousands of MBIE workers stop work over pay offers ‘well below’ inflation
About 2700 workers at the Ministry of Business, Innovation and Employment are downing tools on Wednesday morning.
Government flip-flopped on Treaty’s role in school curriculum
Documents show the government cut the Treaty of Waitangi as an overarching principle of its school curriculum rewrite two years ago but quickly back-tracked on the idea.
New Zealand now at risk of missing all its climate targets, Climate Commission warns
New Zealand is at risk of missing all of its climate targets, and time to get back on track is running out, the Climate Change Commission says.
Good Samaritan bill should look at friend group drug sharing - MPs told
MPs have been asked to consider how friend groups may share drugs, as they look at a possible law change to protecting overdose call-ins from prosecution.
Lack of progress on abuse prevention akin to a crime, government told
A survivor of abuse in state care says the government’s lack of progress towards preventing further harm is bordering on a crime.
Justice committee hears a submission from the breadline
MPs are back in Wellington for another sitting block after a two-week break. Some may feel well-rested after a fortnight away from the hum of the halls of democracy, or reconnected with their electorate.
‘Thousands of lives can be saved’: Politicians urged to put public health ahead of industry profits
Health experts are challenging political parties to prioritise public health over industry profits at this year’s election, calling for stronger laws targeting tobacco, alcohol and unhealthy food to reduce preventable illness and ease pressure on the healthcare system.
Christopher Luxon calls out NZ First’s Stuart Nash on ‘sexist’ comment
The Prime Minister says comments by New Zealand First candidate Stuart Nash about a National MP’s maternity leave are “sexist”, and he along with his party are “channelling the manosphere”.

He's an arse (Nash I mean, or maybe both) but Luxon still does nothing about Shane Jones being as bad

New Zealand ‘on track for net zero’, says prime minister
The prime minister insists New Zealand will meet its climate change targets, despite a report saying they are very much at risk of being missed.

He's relying on future magic, yet unknown science & technology*, for this to be true. * While also underfunding science...

Nash replacement named as mums in parliament unite against ‘offensive’ comment
National MP Katie Nimon says decency has prevailed and women are vindicated following Stuart Nash’s resignation as a New Zealand First candidate.
‘Shoot, shag or marry’ game was ACT candidate Paul Henry being authentic Seymour says
The ACT Party is accusing Labour of “manufactured outrage” after it complained about new candidate Paul Henry’s participation in a risqué radio game.
Report on child poverty reveals ‘national shame’, Children’s Comissioner says
The Children’s Commissioner says the latest report on child poverty reveals the country’s “national shame”.

"It revealed a growing number of children in material hardship, reaching 13 percent between 2023 and 2024, up from 11 percent three years prior."

Beneficiaries spend 8 percent more than they receive each week - report
Beneficiaries are increasingly struggling to make ends meet, financial mentors say, and are spending more than they receive in benefits each week at a record rate.
First complete water network report points to ‘severe’ pressures
*Correction: This story has been updated to correct a figure supplied by the Water Services Authority

It's almost like we needed Three Waters

Christopher Luxon rejects criticism on party’s paid parental leave record
National leader Christopher Luxon has pushed back on criticism over his party’s record on paid parental leave, saying he’s focused on the future.

Luxon reveals how shallow he is. "Luxon said he was focused on the future. "I'm sorry, I only came to politics in 2020 ... I don't know what happened in the past, I'm focused on the future and this is a really important policy for me and for our future and for our party and we think it's a really good thing for working mums and dads around the country.""

Christopher Luxon says ruling out working with Opportunity Party ‘not a surprise’
Christopher Luxon says nobody should be surprised by his call to rule out working with the Opportunity Party - despite the new position being revealed without notice at the very end of a media conference.

Luxon reveals how shallow he is again

Erica Stanford refuses to release file Winston Peters says proves discrimination against Indians
The immigration minister has refused to release the document that NZ First leader Winston Peters claims would show the government “covertly” changing migration settings for Indians.
Stanford: Labour has had plenty of chances to see U16 social media ban bill
The education minister says she has already given Labour plenty of opportunities to see a proposed bill that aims to ban social media for under-16s, despite a Labour MP claiming he is the only one allowed to see it.
‘Very unwise’ for National to push ahead with a social media ban - ACT Party
National would be “very unwise” to push ahead with a social media ban on under-16-year-olds “at the expense of coalition unity”, ACT leader David Seymour says.

The ban is a bad idea poorly implemented

Iwi proposal would reshape councils around mountains and rivers
A group of central North Island iwi has unveiled a proposal to reorganise local government around the region’s mountains, river catchments and the communities connected to them.

Great idea

‘Left to rot’: Auckland residents say Kainga Ora ghost homes attracting illegal dumping
A resident on a central Auckland street say multiple boarded up houses and vacant lots have been “left to rot”, after a major Kainga Ora project was stopped last year.

While people sleep in cars again

Human Rights Commission warns Treaty clause overhaul increases legal uncertainty
The Human Rights Commission (HRC) is urging the government to scrap its planned amendment of Te Tiriti o Waitangi clauses, warning it could create more confusion and deepen division.
Government accepts all Covid-19 inquiry’s recommendations ‘in some form’
The government has accepted “in some form” all Covid-19 inquiry’s recommendations, promising key advice will be made public within five working days in future pandemics.

I doubt all of the government did...

Biggest overhaul of gun regulations in decades passes into law
The biggest overhaul of gun regulations in more than 40 years has passed into law.
Government repeals Holidays Act, ‘simpler’ leave bill becomes law
A major change to how leave is calculated in workplaces has become law.
Scaled-back Scott Base redevelopment plans signed off by Cabinet
Plans to redevelop Scott Base have been signed off by Cabinet, after being scaled back to get the project under budget.

This is OK, but the original designs were much better (if more expensive)

Luxon criticises Winston Peters for ‘inappropriate attention-seeking comments’ towards Green MP
Christopher Luxon has criticised Winston Peters for making “inappropriate attention-seeking comments” after the foreign minister told a Chinese-born New Zealand MP to “go back to your own country”.

He is too scared of his minor coalition partners

Chinese Embassy in New Zealand voices concerns to MFAT over Winston Peters comments
China has expressed its concerns to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Trade over comments Winston Peters made to Green MP Lawrence Xu-Nan.

His position as Foreign Minister is untenable

Govt signs PPP to build first section of Northland Expressway
The government has signed a public-private partnership (PPP) agreement with Northway consortium to build the first section of the Northland Expressway between Warkworth and Te Hana.

Transmission Gully 2: Dodgy PPP signed in haste in the run-up to an election...

English to become official language of NZ alongside Te Reo Māori and sign language
English will join Te Reo Māori and sign language as an official language of New Zealand, after the English Language Bill passed its third and final reading at Parliament.

Unnecessary NZ First bullshit

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