NZ MAGA'fuckation | October 2026 Edition
A month of MAGA'fuckation importation by the New Zealand Government
Created by monitoring the Radio NZ 'Politics' category with occasional references to other sources
A reminder this is just one month, see previous editions in 'Politics'. I hope this series—which I started in October 2025—will end in November, but that remains to be seen...

The Ministers plan includes 'magic happening' to achieve targets

Per above


"If re-elected, the party says it will "work with" Australia on a fully digital trial, in time for the next men's T20 World Cup." because fucking sport...

Good

'Mr Unaware'

Can see both sides of this but overall rare good news

Chloe won

From the coalition of climate vandals

Of course he doesn't

Mr Fumble fumbles

Roads of National's Significance is all they have Greater Auckland have more on how stupid this one is

This was originally titled "The 'please explain' for the government on climate policies"

There's one answer for 96% of us

Near Misses are a frequent thing, and sadly several recent hits. Was on a train that had the later about a month ago, horrible.

Yay

Good

It would save money, and suffering


But they don't talk about polls...

A poll they won't talk about

No!

Sometimes he's right...

But we're saving $

Stupid old man

I think the term was actually 'bottom feeders'

Getting desperate?

It should be

Hope Bypass: 1.4 billion dollars for 4km of road to induce more traffic in Nelson?

He'd change his mind if a flash if meant in/not

Subsidy OK when for them?

The day this was published there was a possible tsunami sized quake in South America...

See above

Why not done already?

Party of the (Atlas) people...

See two below

See below

Cuts have consequences, ACT doing a DOGE

No idea

BS

At what cost, funded at levels much higher than state schools

Will he?

Surprised?

What about state funded fixed cost campaigns for all?

We condemn Iran's suspected attack, but Israel...?

Both were uninspiring, to be polite

Thanks to Simeon Brown

Consistently corrent on this issue

An interesting interview

Minister for MAGA'fuckation

As ever

Doesn't know what conservation means


Handling it correctly

Not really

Should they be doing this now?

Shafted

"It said rules governing fertiliser and animal waste would still protect rivers and streams, but the detailed safeguards were not set out." More nitrates...

Thanks to Simeon Brown

Predictable fallback to 'fear'

Back on track?

Target management is not improvement...

How will a forced statement hold up in court?

Combined with enrolment changes...

Intentional

Year one, final year, no year..

Of course... See below

So why change polling day enrolment to save, at most, a few days?

I bet he loved that...

They will go with NACT

She's great

Should we do this now?

They will talk about this poll

Both unispring again

Major no more

Paddy, and the format, was hopeless

Yet they accuse the Moari party going for overhang seats

MAGA'fuckation importation

This will change... (hindsight)

Because why bother with history?

Because they were ignorant bullshit to start with

Better than the 'Chris''

Told them to be grateful...

Irrespective of the election result I doubt they will be dealing with him for long...



Hipkins says Labour candidate has reassured him she didn't visit the Mongrel Mob...

A Chris will...

New Zealand will be better for his loss

Australian Broadcasting Corporation report in NZ


If anything, their plan is too conservative

He handled it wrong, she handled it wrong, see how the Greens approached the same issue.




Luxon will flip and cave to retain power, look how much he handed NZFACT last time.

Bryce Edwards being Bryce Edwards


Would not be the urgency but for Luxon/Goldsmith

Enrolments should not be closed


Closing enrollments early will not speed up formation of a government...

Unlikely, as it was as a Labour candidate, but good on her if makes it.

Further fuelled by MAGA'fuckation importation


As of Friday (23rd), 92.4 percent of people had enrolled - short of the 94.7 percent in 2023, leaving about 300,000 eligible voters unenrolled.

"Dirty Work" implemented in the current campaign


MAGA'fuckation importation

MAGA'fuckation importation

This is a huge issue, and will only get worse

They didn't (hindsight)

"NZME, the owner of Newstalk ZB, has been offered another 20 years of its commercial radio frequencies for $11.2 million, under a Crown deal which values the industry's spectrum at about 70 percent less than the Crown received in the previous renewal round in 2011." "It follows a contested valuation process, with the Ministry of Business, Innovation and Employment (MBIE) valuing the spectrum at about $38m, versus a $27m valuation commissioned by the Radio Broadcasters Association."


Own goal from Simeon

She reveals more about herself with this: ""I think they're a bunch of flakes. What do they stand for, and what will they fall for? I don't know. They keep chipping and chopping, and I don't know who runs them." The Education Minister who didn't understand NCEA grades


A poll they won't talk about

Responding to a poll they dismissed? I suspect their own internal polls are saying something similar

Panic about the poll they 'dismissed'

What a surprise... "A review says the lack of detailed business cases with "no clear economic framework such as a cost-benefit analysis" means the project has limited decision-making transparency, and gives limited confidence it will lead to the best outcome." "While these investments may deliver whole-of-life value for money, sustainability and the opportunity to improve operational safety, they are not currently included within the funded baseline programme because they fall outside the minimum viable scope." Remember this is for smaller inferior ferries and lower quality port facilities...

We've been neither


That's his problem, too incremental


Compulsion to agree isn't agreement


As intended, pricks

As intended

Coalition MAGA'fuckation

The man with no finance qualifications or experience other than being indoctrinated by Atlas thinking




Not unreasonable given they're in the frontline of housing unaffordablity







































































































































