The lead story on TVNZ One News

What colour shirts will the All Blacks be wearing tomorrow?

Nothing, yep nothing, more important than that happened in the previous 24 hours. The bizarre thing was they didn’t know what colour so the lead story, the most important thing on the entire planet was:

We don’t know what colour shirts will the All Blacks be wearing tomorrow.

That’s why I usually get my news from Internet news feeds, at least then I’m my news editor.