QotD: I'm Not Telling

What question do you hate being asked?

"What is your sign?"

I now answer with, as best as I can remember it, this "Astrology explained" quote from Richard Dawkins...

"My sign is a miscellaneous set of stars, all at different distances from us, which have no connection with each other except that they constitute a (meaningless) pattern when seen from a certain (not particularly special) place in the galaxy (here)"