I have attempted Strange Planet speak:
The vibrating creature who resides adjacent is aware this location on their rollmachine access, and no other, will reach the vision orbs of our moral creature, make its blood pump race, and cause it to misconduct by emitting repetitive loud expressions of F R U S T R A T I O N
OOC: The neighbour's cat knows if he sits just there, and nowhere else, on their drive the (home) office receptionist will be able to see him and will bark...
