Paul Holmes : Gormless
I'm no fan of Telecom but there is one one entity that appears "gormless" as a result of this article and that is the author. If this is an "award-winning Herald on Sunday column" they must give them out in cereal packets.
Paul Holmes : Gormless Telecom - Paul Holmes on New Zealand - NZ Herald News
“This week, in the Poukawa valley, just south of Hastings, the internet crashed. We can forget how dependent we've become on the internet until it crashes…”